Wouldn't it be great if there was a service where you could order a brief visit from a clown / civil servant / used car dealer / telemarketer / lawyer / some other irritating being to your office or home for the express purpose of giving him / her a slap across the face to relieve your frustration?
Seriously... I'd pay for that privilege. Wouldn't you?
And on the other hand, I wouldn't mind stepping in for the occasional smack if it paid well enough. I'm sure there are many people who'd cough up good money to slap a journalist or PR person.
I'd call it... "Slap to Smile". Or something.
Imagine if we could get irritating celebs involved... they could donate their smack-cash to charity. I'd pick that couch-stomping Tom Cruise to slap. Or Christian Bale if I was contemplating suicide.
Who would you choose?
11 comments:
I want to slap some stupid politicians. Theres a few celebrities I wouldn't mind slapping too.
I also wouldnt mind slapping Robert Pattinson (but thats just because I want to touch him)..heehee
I would slap the maltese bus drivers except it dont really want to touch them (think sweaty hairy old guys with gold chains)
@BB - omg i laughed so hard when i saw your comment! just wanna touch him! LOL
That's a great idea, I would totally pay for that:) I'd slap Oprah..you don't want to ask me why
I'd slap my boss. I realise she's not a shleb, but still, definitely slappable!
I'd also slap that annoying cell c voice.
I'd slap Bono. Hard. Maybe more than once.
I`d pay my last cent to slap Tom Cruise upside the head.
Oh and Julius Malema....
I would pay good money for this!!!
I would slap a lawyer VERY hard! and then another one just for effect!
Suze Orman! That woman irritates the bejebus out of me, with her yellowing skin and over-articulation.
I used to deliver box lunches to business in s gorilla suit. Now that get's the frustration out - I tell you.
The weird thing was....not every laughed. Got get the world to lighten up!
ooh ooh- send wackhead my way please!
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