Wouldn't it be great if there was a service where you could order a brief visit from a clown / civil servant / used car dealer / telemarketer / lawyer / some other irritating being to your office or home for the express purpose of giving him / her a slap across the face to relieve your frustration?
Seriously... I'd pay for that privilege. Wouldn't you?
And on the other hand, I wouldn't mind stepping in for the occasional smack if it paid well enough. I'm sure there are many people who'd cough up good money to slap a journalist or PR person.
I'd call it... "Slap to Smile". Or something.
Imagine if we could get irritating celebs involved... they could donate their smack-cash to charity. I'd pick that couch-stomping Tom Cruise to slap. Or Christian Bale if I was contemplating suicide.
Who would you choose?