Friday, 21 November 2008

9 sleeps till D-day!

Yup, only nine more nights in our flat and then it's off to the new house!

TSC and I got seriously stuck into the packing last night and our flat now looks like we are moving, with boxes strewn across the floor and cupboards standing open and empty. Gone are the photos from the walls. They are wrapped in newspaper and packed along with the good wine glasses, my numerous (but somehow still all the wrong shape and size to be useful) vases and most of the contents of the booze cabinet.

The cats are loving the myriad new hiding places we've created for them, and we're getting some serious exercise trying to make it through the living room obstacle-course in one piece. The only room that remains largely untouched is our bathroom, mainly because I'm putting off having to sort out all the crap in the cupboard, which includes oodles of expired meds, half-used cans of deodorant (ones that TSC has bought and then decided he hates the smell of), hotel toiletries that we compulsively hoard for no good reason and a few cat-shredded rolls of loo paper. Fun.

It's funny... I have moved many, many times (I think at last count it was 22 or 23), and every time I forget how much of a pain the last time was. At least this time we're moving into our own house. I have warned TSC that, God-willing, we will be staying put for at least five years as I have no intention of going through this again anytime soon.

Anyway... here's a Friday funny for you. Have a great weekend.

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organisation

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange.
When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.
Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired,
'Why the spoon?''
'Well, 'he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Tata Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil.
It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare.
'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'

I was impressed.
I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies.
So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'
'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice.
'Not everyone is so observant.
That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom.
By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.
I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'
'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.

PS: For those who picked up that the Christmas open house where I'm selling my jewellery is on the same day as Bloggirls, please note that they are at different times. So, unlike the case of my birthday picnic, the events will not clash.

I am learning ;-)


Being Brazen said...

Tha actual box Moving is a pain - but its awesome to move to a new place.

Have a fabulous weekend :)

Kitty Cat said...

Aw, I wish I was attending the Bloggirls thing, wish there was something near to me.
That story about the spoons is hilarious!
I hope you'll be very happy in your new place, as you say, it's such a pain, you want to stay put for a while!

dizzblnd said...
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dizzblnd said...

Isn't it a weird feeling to see your life reduced to boxes and empty cupboards for a while. Your bathroom cabinets won't take as long as you think.. remember, if you haven't used it in a year... you don't need it!

Thanks for the waiter story, I shall never drop my spoon again!

Anonymous said...

Ugh Moving sucks! But just think you probably won't move again after you've moved into your house and it gives you a chance to remove clutter. The thought of moving out of my apartment scares the crap out of me, because I have so much unneccessary crap! Just put on some loud music and keep going... lol. ;)

Sass said...

Loved the joke! LOVED. IT.

I can't wait to ruin, I mean tell it to J tonight when he gets home!!!

Have fun packing. ;)

Tamara said...

Brazen: I'm looking forward to the "making house" bit, but the boxes are driving me nuts!

Kitty Cat: There are a couple of you South Coasters. You guys should seriously start your own event! But next time I'm down, I'll let you know and we can do coffee ;-)

Dzzblnd: Hehe... I'm also now on the lookout for waiters carrying spare spoons!

Reederscorner: I hope you're right!

Sass: Glad to be of amusement ;-)

Tamara said...
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Kitty Cat said...

Yeah, coffee would be great if you're ever down.

angel said...

oh i so know what you mean about the boxes everywhere! although my poor furbabies were so stressed out taxi lost all his whiskers!

AlasMyDear said...

ooo! moving's horrid! i'm going to have to start mine in a couple of months :((( by then you'll be all snug in your new house!