A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane. He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?'
7 comments:
hehe
i love jokes like that
good one!
Hahaha. I've got to remember that! Might even use it one my brother!
Sweets: from the mouths of babes...
Glug: Now THAT'S an idea :)
LOL! Brilliant - wish I had a comeback like that when I need it!
You have no idea how funny I think that is. I'm so going to have to remember that.
that one is funny! i've got to remember it :)
hahHAHAHAHAHAahahah!!
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