Friday, 10 October 2008

Friday funny

So it's Friday. Yay! I get to see my bestest friend in the whole world today. She and her husband are up from Cape Town for work, so we'll meet them for drinks and a chat before they fly back tonight. Then we've got church conference for most of the weekend, and I'm hoping to squeeze in a visit to Taste of Joburg (gourmet festival) sometime too, probably tomorrow sometime.

Hope you all have a fabulous weekend! Here's the Friday funny:

SPAGHETTI

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, andwrite 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the childsupport payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.

13 comments:

Being Brazen said...

HAve a fabulous weekend!

phillygirl said...

oooh, taste of joburg. last year that was absolutely fabulous! might have to make a plan for this weekend too then ;)

Kitty Cat said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the joke, good for a friday laugh!!!

Sweets said...

that was the funniest joke i've heard in a long time hehe!!!

enjoy your weekend ;)

Ches said...

Ha ha, have a good weekend Tam.

po said...

mwahaha thanks for making me laugh

susan@motherjungle.com said...

Good one!

31337 said...

i do hope you had a super weekend!

Slyde said...

thats great! i hadnt heard that one b4..

AlasMyDear said...

HAHAHA! that's a funny one :)
hope you had a great time with your friend! baaahh mondays... :'(

Ruby said...

Hope you had fun with your friend?
Loved the funny:)

CP said...

Oh that made me laugh out loud- funny!

Thanks for coming by via Wenchy- come back again.... :)

Kitty Cat said...

Hey there, I am SO excited, I got your letter!!!!