Wednesday 9 July 2008

My industry

How the media would handle the end of the world

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends
National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again
Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse
Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour
Sports Illustrated: Game Over
Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse
Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!
TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!
Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?
Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share
Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE
America OnLine: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.

9 comments:

Sweets said...

lady's home journal mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!

Slyde said...

those are great! and dont get me started on the DOW... my 401k retirement savings are crashing into the toilet as we speak!

Globus said...

globus sadly learnt from his failure to bet on horses successfully, and never got into shares - thank god.

Pretty Unfamous said...

Hahaha, did you come up with these? Or find the list somewhere? Those are pretty good.

elizabeth said...

That is fun-nee.

leez said...

How fickle...

Ruby said...

he he:) every profession has it's thing.....loved it!

Tamara said...

Argh! Just wrote individual responses to everyone's comments and then bloody lost them all. Welcome, ASngelas, and thanks everyone else.

AngelConradie said...

FHM: good girls are in heaven and the bad girls are all still here!